Valve's Message to Half-Life Fans

Dear Half-Life Fans, Kill yourselves

A fake-looking dark-mode post from Valve addresses Half-Life fans with the opening “Dear Half-Life Fans,” followed by the blunt command “Kill yourselves.” The joke uses shocking, absurdly hostile wording as a reaction to the long wait for new Half-Life content. EN: A fake-looking dark-mode post from Valve addresses Half-Life fans with the opening “Dear Half-Life Fans,” followed by the blunt command “Kill yourselves.” The joke uses shocking, absurdly hostile wording as a reaction to the long wait for new Half-Life content.

• @tgkshitandpost / 11316 2025-11-19