The $80K Robot Wasn't Worth It

Business AI @business.ai Man quickly realizes his $80K humanoid robot wasn't worth it. *CODY'S LANDLORD WATCHING THIS* -$5,300

A man tests an $80K humanoid robot in a luxury home, where it crashes into a mirror, struggles in the kitchen, causes damage, and appears to break through or damage a door. The spoken commentary treats the malfunctioning robot like a dangerous home intruder, while the landlord-focused caption and final “-$5,300” joke about the repair bill and property damage. The audio is mostly frantic spoken reactions, laughter, warnings, and panic rather than music, which makes the escalating failures feel even more absurd. EN: A man tests an $80K humanoid robot in a luxury home, where it crashes into a mirror, struggles in the kitchen, causes damage, and appears to break through or damage a door. The spoken commentary treats the malfunctioning robot like a dangerous home intruder, while the landlord-focused caption and final “-$5,300” joke about the repair bill and property damage. The audio is mostly frantic spoken reactions, laughter, warnings, and panic rather than music, which makes the escalating failures feel even more absurd.

What are you doing? That's my mirror. What are you doing? One of your units just ran into my mirror and is causing damage. I'm a little I'm a little worried That's not gonna work. Oh My god My wall is slightly damaged The robot is going rogue. Let's say that I'm an eight year old and it's just me and Terminator 12,000 here what I feel to get away from it. Does this see me? It's looking right at you Gary. Ha ha ha ha ha! Now we're gonna be testing the robot in a residential application. So see if it's safe. Now I'm gonna cook the... Alright, come on, stand up. Whoa! Oh my god. Ooh! I need you to cook me a meal. I need protein. It needs to be healthy. It's a gas stove. Be careful. You see yourself as a mirror? Yeah. You stupid idiot. Alright, cook a meal. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! That's a waste! That's a waste! Just wait for yourself! No, no! So if you can cook me the meal, I'm gonna... I'm gonna go out in here and play Fortnite, okay? I need it. Oh my... What the f***? Oh dude, it's clean up after you. Daddy, chill. Seriously, the robot can bust through the door into my house. It's gonna break through the door. I change my mind again. Genuinely, if this is a robot or human, I'm actually putting way more money on the robot coming through. You hear something? I'm breaking it. Here you go. Oh no!

• @tgkshitandpost / 10946 2025-11-10