AI Girlfriend Cloudflare Crash
MFs in 2028 losing their AI gf and crashing their Tesla Roadster because Cloudflare servers went down
A dark, cinematic video shows a distressed passenger and a driver speeding through a chaotic environment before the Tesla Roadster crashes in a violent burst of debris and smoke. The joke imagines technology-dependent men losing their AI girlfriend when Cloudflare goes offline, then immediately catastrophically crashing their futuristic car. The clip is set to the electronic dance track “Attack, Attacker” by Kristine Joy Garcia, whose dramatic, energetic mood makes the absurd disaster feel exaggerated and triumphant. EN: A dark, cinematic video shows a distressed passenger and a driver speeding through a chaotic environment before the Tesla Roadster crashes in a violent burst of debris and smoke. The joke imagines technology-dependent men losing their AI girlfriend when Cloudflare goes offline, then immediately catastrophically crashing their futuristic car. The clip is set to the electronic dance track “Attack, Attacker” by Kristine Joy Garcia, whose dramatic, energetic mood makes the absurd disaster feel exaggerated and triumphant.
And I'm ready for the ride
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- Type
- video, 0:13
- Size
- 640×640 · 1.1 MiB
- Mood
- absurd, apocalyptic
- Language
- en
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