Tuesday Full of English Idioms

Tuesday — 28 Jul 2026 wake up on the wrong side of the bed 08:00 – 09:00 cry over spilt milk 09:00 – 10:00 beat around the bush 10:00 – 11:00 beat a dead horse 10:00 – 11:00 make a mountain out of a molehill 11:00 – 12:00 get my knickers in a twist 12:00 – 13:00 put all my eggs in one basket 13:00 – 14:00 bite off more than i can chew 14:00 – 15:00 keep my eyes on the prize 15:00 – 16:00 jump the gun 16:00 – 17:00 fly off the handle 17:00 – 18:00

A dark calendar screenshot shows Tuesday, 28 July 2026, filled with hourly appointments named after English idioms. The joke is that someone has scheduled an entire day of behaving according to idiomatic expressions, turning ordinary phrases into literal calendar events. It can be sent as a reaction to an overplanned, chaotic, or linguistically absurd day. EN: A dark calendar screenshot shows Tuesday, 28 July 2026, filled with hourly appointments named after English idioms. The joke is that someone has scheduled an entire day of behaving according to idiomatic expressions, turning ordinary phrases into literal calendar events. It can be sent as a reaction to an overplanned, chaotic, or linguistically absurd day.

• @pokupkabitka / 57358 2026-07-31