Bible Workout Routine

Text on the meme

Does anyone know what part of the Bible describes the workout routine to get the body of Christ? Crossfit Nailed it.

What it means

A muscular statue of Jesus Christ stands outside a church, shown beneath a question about the biblical workout routine for getting Christ’s body. A comment answers “Crossfit,” followed by “Nailed it,” punning on both CrossFit exercise and Jesus being nailed to the cross. The meme is used as a sarcastic reaction to religious or fitness jokes. EN: A muscular statue of Jesus Christ stands outside a church, shown beneath a question about the biblical workout routine for getting Christ’s body. A comment answers “Crossfit,” followed by “Nailed it,” punning on both CrossFit exercise and Jesus being nailed to the cross. The meme is used as a sarcastic reaction to religious or fitness jokes.

Who

Jesus Christ (Иисус Христос)

Objects

muscular statue / мускулистая статуя Jesus statue / статуя Иисуса church tower / церковная башня clock / часы cross / крест crown of thorns / терновый венец long hair / длинные волосы beard / борода bare torso / обнажённый торс muscular arms / мускулистые руки blue sky / голубое небо comment screenshot / скриншот комментария