Defecation Ideologist Theory

⑤ Defecation Ideologist Theory (defecation due to some ideology. For example, protest against toilet installation conditions, anti-toilet-ism) ⑥ Trend Theory (because of the unprecedented Ikebukuro defecation boom) ⑦ Stealth Poop Marketing Theory (because it becomes a topic and increases customer turnout) ⑧ Common Sense in Ikebukuro Theory (it's everyday occurrence in Ikebukuro to begin with) ⑨ Spiritual Barrie Theory (the theory that it happened because some kind of spiritual procedure wasn't performed, such as not holding a ground purification ceremony) ⑩ Overtourism Theory (commemorative defecation by tourists) ⑪ Cover Story Theory (a "smoked herring" turned "shitty herring" to divert attention from other major incidents)

A screenshot of two social media posts listing absurd theories explaining a defecation incident in Ikebukuro, including ideology, trend culture, tourism, spirituality, and a cover-up. The joke is the increasingly elaborate and ridiculous speculation, presented with mock-serious analytical language as if discussing a major social phenomenon. EN: A screenshot of two social media posts listing absurd theories explaining a defecation incident in Ikebukuro, including ideology, trend culture, tourism, spirituality, and a cover-up. The joke is the increasingly elaborate and ridiculous speculation, presented with mock-serious analytical language as if discussing a major social phenomenon.

• @pokupkabitka / 56972 2026-07-09