Chaotic Business Hours Sign

BUSINESS HOURS OPEN Most days About 9 or 10 Occasionally as Early as 8, But SOM DAYS as late as 12 or 1. WE CLOSE About 5:30 or 6 Occasionally About 4 or 5, But Sometimes as Late as 11 or 12. SOME ways on Afternoons, We Aren’t Here At all, and Lately I’ve Been Here Just About All the Time Except When I’m Somewhere Else, But I Should Be Here Then, Too. AND PLEASE WATCH YOUR STEP

A glass door displays a hilariously unreliable business-hours sign, with contradictory opening and closing times and a warning to watch the step. The joke is that the business is almost never predictable or consistently open, making this useful as a reaction to chaotic schedules, unreliable availability, or confusing instructions.

• @pokupkabitka / 56959 2026-07-08