86.98% Uptime Excuse

THE #1 PROGRAMMER EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF: 86.98% uptime HEY! GET BACK TO WORK! Incident with Actions and Pages ! OH. CARRY ON.

A hand-drawn office scene shows two programmers fencing with office chairs while a supervisor tells them to get back to work. When they claim an “Incident with Actions and Pages !” and point to the 86.98% uptime statistic, the supervisor accepts it as a legitimate excuse and lets them continue slacking off. The joke mocks programmers using technical-sounding incident language and uptime metrics to justify playing around at work. EN: A hand-drawn office scene shows two programmers fencing with office chairs while a supervisor tells them to get back to work. When they claim an “Incident with Actions and Pages !” and point to the 86.98% uptime statistic, the supervisor accepts it as a legitimate excuse and lets them continue slacking off. The joke mocks programmers using technical-sounding incident language and uptime metrics to justify playing around at work.

• @pokupkabitka / 56274 2026-05-27