Divorce Over Three Pranks

I am seriously contemplating divorcing my husband over a prank. Three pranks in particular have angered me to the point of tears, raging out and now I am contemplating divorce. Prank 1 was making coffees for our guests with my breast milk (I am having trouble pumping so I don’t have much stored away) I was so angry and embarrassed. Prank 2 was pretending to have cut his fingers off in the garden... he dragged it on for ages too and put fake blood around... not just a quick little joke. And lastly prank 3 which happened today and I feel is my final straw. Last night I was hinting about breakfast in bed so this morning he brings me in a coffee, toast and some chocolates. What I assumed was peanut butter on my toast was in fact our babies poop and as I have severe sinus issues I didn’t realise and took a small bite (I spat it out straight away) he laughed hysterically and I told him to get out. He later messaged me and said all his work mates thought it was hilarious which is just embarrassing on top of it all.

Женщина рассказывает о трёх жестоких и унизительных розыгрышах мужа: кофе с грудным молоком, инсценировка отрезанных пальцев и тост с испражнениями ребёнка вместо арахисовой пасты. Она доведена до слёз и всерьёз думает о разводе, тогда как муж и его коллеги считают всё это смешным. Мем используют как реакцию на чрезмерно жестокие, отвратительные или переходящие границы шутки. EN: A woman describes three cruel and humiliating pranks by her husband: coffee made with breast milk, a fake severed-fingers incident, and toast topped with baby poop instead of peanut butter. She is pushed to tears and seriously considers divorce, while her husband and coworkers think it is hilarious. The meme is used as a reaction to pranks that are excessively cruel, disgusting, or cross the line.

• @pokupkabitka / 55959 2026-05-11