GitHub Platform Uptime Disaster
Last 90 days uptime Last updated Apr 30, 2026 | 95 incidents in last 90 days GitHub Platform 85.51% uptime 90 days ago Today Operational Maintenance Minor Major by Marek Šuppa Copy card
A dark status dashboard shows the GitHub Platform with only 85.51% uptime and 95 incidents over the last 90 days, represented by a long row of green, blue, yellow, and red status bars. The joke is the absurdly poor reliability presented as an uptime report, making it suitable as a sarcastic reaction to outages, broken services, or an exaggeratedly bad SLA. EN: A dark status dashboard shows the GitHub Platform with only 85.51% uptime and 95 incidents over the last 90 days, represented by a long row of green, blue, yellow, and red status bars. The joke is the absurdly poor reliability presented as an uptime report, making it suitable as a sarcastic reaction to outages, broken services, or an exaggeratedly bad SLA.
dark dashboard / тёмная панельstatus page / страница статусаuptime chart / график доступностиcolored incident bars / цветные полосы инцидентовgreen status indicator / зелёный индикатор статусаblue status indicator / синий индикатор статусаyellow status indicator / жёлтый индикатор статусаred status indicator / красный индикатор статусаrounded panel / панель со скруглёнными угламиtext labels / текстовые подписиincident legend / легенда инцидентовpercentage figure / процентный показатель
- @pokupkabitka / 55723 2026-04-30
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×295 · 26.4 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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