Always More Capacitors

54-YEAR-OLD TAIWANESE DECOUPLER ENGINEER > 30+ YEARS OF ADDING CAPS > DESIGNED 100+ GPUS > SLEEPS 4 HOURS A NIGHT > ONLY JOY IN LIFE: LOW IMPEDANCE “MORE CAPS. ALWAYS MORE CAPS.” THEY SAID I WAS CRAZY. I SAID THEIR SCORE IS CRAZY. “BUT SIR, THAT’S OVERKILL...” “THERE IS NO OVERKILL.” ONLY STABILITY. TODAY’S GOAL: < 0.1mΩ TARGET ✓ CAP COUNT: 4627 PER PHASE ☻ IF A GPU CRASHES, IT’S NOT MY FAULT. THERE WERE JUST NOT ENOUGH CAPS. NO COFFEE NO LAYOUT JUST CAPS DECOUPLING IS MY IDENTITY RTX 5090 POWER DELIVERY IS A RELIGION PI MODEL? I AM THE PI MODEL DECOUPLING GUIDELINES 1. MORE 2. SMALLER 3. CLOSER 4. REPEAT FOREVER

A 54-year-old Taiwanese decoupling engineer obsessively fills a GPU board with capacitors, claiming that every crash means there were not enough of them. The joke exaggerates hardware engineering culture and the “just add more capacitors” approach, treating power stability like a religious mission. EN: A 54-year-old Taiwanese decoupling engineer obsessively fills a GPU board with capacitors, claiming that every crash means there were not enough of them. The joke exaggerates hardware engineering culture and the “just add more capacitors” approach, treating power stability like a religious mission.

• @pokupkabitka / 55680 2026-04-28