Chinese Mahjong Ambush

>Be me, straight man >Walking through the grocery store. >Notice a cute femboy with perfectly styled hair struggling to reach a can on the top shelf. >Being the helpful person I am, and slightly admiring his choice of a crop top, I offer to help him. >As I hand him the can, I feel a sharp pain in my back. >Collapse to the ground and see stars, my vision swimming. >Through the haze. I make out an elderly Chinese man standing over me. >He's holding a cane in one hand and his service revolver in the other. >Realize the femboy was a ruse to get me vulnerable. >The store's staff suddenly surrounds me, all of them brandishing firearms. >They all turned into chinese mans, closing in and blocking all exits. >The most chinese, clearly the alpha chinese elderly man out of them growls, "Defeat us in MAHJONG or be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for barbarians) for eternity."

A greentext-style story shows a straight man helping a cute femboy in a grocery store, only to be ambushed by an elderly Chinese man and armed store staff who demand that he defeat them at mahjong. The absurd escalation parodies stereotypical 4chan greentext storytelling and works as a reaction to an unexpectedly elaborate or bizarre situation. EN: A greentext-style story shows a straight man helping a cute femboy in a grocery store, only to be ambushed by an elderly Chinese man and armed store staff who demand that he defeat them at mahjong. The absurd escalation parodies stereotypical 4chan greentext storytelling and works as a reaction to an unexpectedly elaborate or bizarre situation.

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