Marry Me for a Green Card

i got a question for y’all... why do y’all act so gay around the boys? COUPLE What is it? Will you marry me for a green card? WELCOME TO Fabulous LAS VEGAS NEVADA “you may seal it with a kiss” you’re fake.

A comedic video follows a woman’s question about men acting gay around their friends, then shows Felipe asking his friend to marry him for a green card. The joke escalates through a beach proposal, a Las Vegas wedding, and a priest-like ceremony before ending with Felipe rejecting the kiss and calling his friend fake. OneRepublic’s upbeat pop song “Counting Stars” plays over the montage, making the absurd fake-romance storyline feel dramatic and celebratory.

I got a question for you all. Why do you all act so gay around the boys? You see, this is my friend Felipe. Felipe is not a US citizen and there's a couple ways to become one. One of them being, marry a citizen. Bro, is he sick, huh? Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, Felipe, there's something I've been wanting to ask you. Is it? This song got it crazy. Yeah? What the fuck? Will you marry me for a green card? That's it! It doesn't fit in! What did she say? We went to the bank! We've been looking to wedding chapel. It looks so handsome. I need to tell you Evan, to be mine forever. To be mine forever. I now pronounce you together forever you may seal it with a kiss. Please! You give me a wedding gift? I'm not buying you a Rolex. You're fake.

♪ OneRepublic — Counting Stars

• @pokupkabitka / 55159 2026-03-24