Excuse Me, I Am Performing

Excuse me, while it may not be immediately obvious I am currently performing O Ambient Music O Junk Noise O Modular Synthesis O Field Recordings (ie: birds, water, wind) O Musique Concrete O Other ______________________________ Could you please remain quiet for the next O 10 minutes O 15 minutes O 20 minutes O I’m finished

A printed questionnaire humorously announces that the person is performing experimental music, listing ambient music, junk noise, modular synthesis, field recordings, and musique concrète. The punchline is the request for everyone to remain quiet while the performer creates what may simply sound like silence or random noise, making it useful as a reaction to pretentious artistic behavior or an absurdly serious creative project.

• @pokupkabitka / 55074 2026-03-21