Dad's Credit Card Reply

changed 'no' in my dads phone to 'absolutely' 😂😭 Hey dad can I use your credit card ? Isn't it amazing how you were the strongest and fastest sperm yet you're the biggest bitch I've ever met Goddamn, I have a nut sack full of losers

A dark-mode text-message screenshot shows a child asking his dad to use his credit card after secretly changing the dad’s “no” response to “absolutely.” The dad replies with an exaggerated insult about the child being the strongest sperm but still the biggest bitch he has met, then jokes that his testicles are full of losers. The meme is used as an irreverent reaction to a brutally insulting but funny parental response. EN: A dark-mode text-message screenshot shows a child asking his dad to use his credit card after secretly changing the dad’s “no” response to “absolutely.” The dad replies with an exaggerated insult about the child being the strongest sperm but still the biggest bitch he has met, then jokes that his testicles are full of losers. The meme is used as an irreverent reaction to a brutally insulting but funny parental response.

• @pokupkabitka / 54644 2026-03-04