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My Kind of Software

My Kind of Software

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My Kind of Software ... This program was hand crafted -- byte by byte -- in 100% pure 32-bit Intel assembly language. It is just one 23k file that runs under any 32-bit Microsoft Windows operating environment. (Win 95/98 and NT) It requires no messy setup or installation procedure, and it consumes NOT ONE SINGLE BYTE more memory than is absolutely necessary. This is the way I write my programs -- all of my programs -- whether they are free or for purchase, because it's the BEST WAY to do it. It's about creating the best programs possible. And that matters to me. I believe it matters to you too. I welcome your judgment.
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A retro Windows software demo window proudly presents a program handcrafted byte by byte in pure 32-bit Intel assembly. The joke is the exaggerated pride in extremely minimalist, meticulously optimized software and the invitation for the viewer to judge it, making it useful as a reaction to overengineered or bloated software. EN: A retro Windows software demo window proudly presents a program handcrafted byte by byte in pure 32-bit Intel assembly. The joke is the exaggerated pride in extremely minimalist, meticulously optimized software and the invitation for the viewer to judge it, making it useful as a reaction to overengineered or bloated software.

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