Ramadan Khutba for Cats

Ramadan Khutba for the Meowslims Now, god willing, the month of Ramadan is coming People won’t be throwing out leftovers. People won’t be bringing meat, chicken home. so please become vegetarian, eat grass, bulgur wheat Don’t turn your nose up at food

A man sits in a doorway and delivers a mock Ramadan sermon to a large group of cats gathered in an alley. He says that people will stop throwing out leftovers and bringing meat and chicken home, so the cats should become vegetarian and eat grass or bulgur wheat. The joke treats the cats as Muslim worshippers and humorously presents Ramadan food restrictions from their perspective. EN: A man sits in a doorway and delivers a mock Ramadan sermon to a large group of cats gathered in an alley. He says that people will stop throwing out leftovers and bringing meat and chicken home, so the cats should become vegetarian and eat grass or bulgur wheat. The joke treats the cats as Muslim worshippers and humorously presents Ramadan food restrictions from their perspective.

الآن اذا الله رات جاينا شهر رمضان بك تنتخفك يعني العالم اكل بقايا اكل معك فالنعيش كن أكل اللي فتا العالم عن لحمي جاج مع الجاوية بيوتها بقى الله ينضع عليكم كنصاروا نباتيا تكلوح شيش

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