Mario’s One-Percenter Philosophy

Everyone knows Mario is why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent) “Experience without theory is blind, but theory without exhibits theory by stating “Lets-a go!” stomp a turty, yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, simply a one percenter of a more priv Mario, the hero Everyone knows Mario is cool, but who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical nonexistent Dr. Pepper? I believe it was Kant who said “Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Mario exhibits experience by creating “Let's-a go,” yet he exhibits theory by stating “Let's-a go!” Mario uses his power of ability to stomp a turty, yet he knows that he may die. Yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, he is a one percenter whose store of value We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged class.

A 116-second video slowly reveals a marked-up student essay analyzing Mario as a philosophical and economic figure. The narration begins with “Everyone knows Mario is cool,” then awkwardly connects Kant’s statement about experience and theory to Mario’s “Let’s-a go!” and his ability to buy extra lives, concluding that the supposedly heroic character is really a privileged one-percenter. The joke comes from treating a cartoon plumber’s video-game actions with absurdly serious academic language, while the handwritten corrections, awkward phrasing, and occasional throat-clearing or coughing make the reading feel even more like a disastrously earnest presentation. There is no prominent music; the spoken essay and incidental vocal sounds carry the comedic timing.

Everyone knows Mario is cool. It's a fuck horrible opening, but who knows what he's thinking Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical non-existent Dr. Pepper question marks per chair. You can't just say per chair. I believe it was Kent who said experience about theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. Mario uses it as experience per day. But, but exhibits theory by saying let's it go. Keep it up. This place is sweet. Just stop it, dude. Just lives with his money. A life because of a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for as much as a rich man feels any law with a fine of some price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter liar. We say he's a liar.

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