Stop Updating Notepad

STOP UPDATING NOTEPAD • TEXT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN UNORDERED LISTS • YEARS OF DEFAULT APP yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND FOR BASIC FORMATTING OPTIONS • Wanted to format anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "WORDPAD" • "Yes please give me LINKS in my file. Please give me HEADERS." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Microsoft has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the programming language & technology we built for them (This is REAL Notepad, made by REAL Microsoft): ????? ??????? ?????????????????? "Hello I would like TABLES in a future update" They have played us for absolute fools

На скриншоте блокнота Microsoft высмеивается отсутствие базовых функций форматирования, таких как списки, ссылки, заголовки и таблицы. Шутка в том, что пользователи годами ждали этих возможностей, хотя для форматирования уже существовал WordPad, а сам текст намеренно оформлен как пародия на технический манифест. EN: A Microsoft Notepad screenshot mocks the lack of basic formatting features such as lists, links, headings, and tables. The joke is that users have waited years for these capabilities even though WordPad already existed for formatting, while the text itself is deliberately styled like a parody of a technical manifesto.

• @pokupkabitka / 53890 2026-01-27