Druid Loving Cloak Weather

Chefs will use Jasper Weaver's remains to advance their understanding of how to prepare flavorful steaks, stews, and ragùs. National Pear Council Just curious, when was the last time you had a pear? That long? How come? Druid Loving This Cloak Weather A PAGAN WAITS ALL DAY TO BECOME BROWN ROBES "Oh man, there's nothing better than when you feel that first nip in the air and you get to throw on your heavy bull-hide cloak," said the chief-clergyman, who noted that he spent the whole year looking forward to roving out amongst the beautiful autumnal foliage while carrying his quarterstaff. "I'm a total cloak-season type of guy: seeing big steaming mugs of mistletoe elixir. Long nights getting cozy inside and divining ogham runes. Gosh, and celebrating Mabon! I can't believe I almost forgot the Mabon ritual offerings!" "And, I might throw on my big antlered headpiece, too," he proudly added. "I especially looking forward to spending the first frost building a fire under a wicker man and watching his human sacrifice go up in flames." Read More At TheOnion.com Report: Gross-Ass Guard All Bumpy And Shit

На газетной странице рядом с рекламой груш показана статья The Onion о бородатом друиде в коричневом плаще, который наслаждается осенней погодой, языческими ритуалами и костром. Шутка строится на пародии на сезонные предпочтения обычного человека: друид с нетерпением ждёт холодов, чтобы надеть плащ, пить эликсир из омелы и приносить жертвы. Груши на переднем плане визуально усиливают абсурдность газетного каламбура. EN: A newspaper page beside a pear advertisement features a The Onion article about a bearded druid in a brown cloak enjoying autumn weather, pagan rituals, and bonfires. The joke parodies ordinary seasonal preferences: the druid eagerly awaits colder weather so he can wear his cloak, drink mistletoe elixir, and perform sacrifices. The pears in the foreground heighten the absurdity of the newspaper pun.

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