Bring Her to My Place

Aight no problem Thanks dude Do you have a girlfriend? Yep Bring her my place we would do threesome Wtf bro Don't worry I won't touch your girl

A dark-mode chat screenshot shows one person offering to have a threesome with another person's girlfriend, then reassuring him, “I won't touch your girl.” The joke is the obvious contradiction: the speaker is clearly proposing sexual contact, making the reassurance absurd and deceptive. It is used as a reaction to someone making a blatantly dishonest excuse. EN: A dark-mode chat screenshot shows one person offering to have a threesome with another person's girlfriend, then reassuring him, “I won't touch your girl.” The joke is the obvious contradiction: the speaker is clearly proposing sexual contact, making the reassurance absurd and deceptive. It is used as a reaction to someone making a blatantly dishonest excuse.

• @pokupkabitka / 53072 2025-11-24