Orchestrated Attack News Joke

LAST NIGHT A LOCAL MAN WAS HIT BY A VIOLIN THEN A FRENCH HORN POLICE SAY IT WAS AN

A blonde female news anchor in a newsroom reports that a local man was struck by a violin, then a clarinet, and then a French horn. The joke is the pun in “orchestrated attack,” treating an attack by orchestra instruments as if it were a serious news story. It works as an absurd reaction to an elaborate or suspicious sequence of events. EN: A blonde female news anchor in a newsroom reports that a local man was struck by a violin, then a clarinet, and then a French horn. The joke is the pun in “orchestrated attack,” treating an attack by orchestra instruments as if it were a serious news story. It works as an absurd reaction to an elaborate or suspicious sequence of events.

Last night a local man was hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a French horn. Police say it was an orchestrated attack.

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