Peter Buys the Steam Machine

I'm buying the new Steam Machine. But Peter, there's no Fortnite or Call of Duty because it's Linux. I just told you I'm buying it, you don't have to sell it to me.

Peter Parker tells Harry Osborn that he is buying the new Steam Machine. Harry immediately tries to explain that Fortnite and Call of Duty are unavailable because it runs Linux, prompting Peter to complain that he was not asking for a sales pitch. The joke is used as a reaction to someone overexplaining or trying to sell an obvious decision. EN: Peter Parker tells Harry Osborn that he is buying the new Steam Machine. Harry immediately tries to explain that Fortnite and Call of Duty are unavailable because it runs Linux, prompting Peter to complain that he was not asking for a sales pitch. The joke is used as a reaction to someone overexplaining or trying to sell an obvious decision.

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