A Dick Has a Sad Life

Text on the meme

YOU KNOW IF ABOUT IT A SAD LIFE A MESS HIS FAMILY IS NUTS ASSHOLE IS A PUSSY BEATS HIM

What it means

A woman speaks directly to the camera in a vertical video, delivering a mock-sympathetic monologue about a penis. She humorously personifies it by describing its messy hair, crazy family, rude neighbors, cowardly best friend, and abusive owner. The clip is used as an absurd reaction to situations involving unexpected sexual humor or a bizarre list of complaints.

Speech

You know if you really think about it a dick has a sad life I mean his hair's a mess his family is nuts his neighbors and asshole His best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him

Objects

woman with braided hair / женщина с косичками long black braids / длинные чёрные косички face / лицо eyes / глаза eyelashes / ресницы pink lips / розовые губы gray top / серый топ window blinds / оконные жалюзи window / окно chair / стул pink-and-black cushion / розово-чёрная подушка indoor room / комната talking / разговор