You Are What You Eat

“man ur such a pussy” a jock say to me, I laugh. “well,” I begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say: “everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

A blurry photo of two colorful drinks is overlaid with an absurd first-person story about insulting a jock with the phrase “u are what u eat,” causing him to die instantly while the crowd cheers and Obama appears. The joke is deliberately melodramatic and nonsensical, parodying an overconfident fantasy comeback that escalates into cartoonish violence. EN: A blurry photo of two colorful drinks is overlaid with an absurd first-person story about insulting a jock with the phrase “u are what u eat,” causing him to die instantly while the crowd cheers and Obama appears. The joke is deliberately melodramatic and nonsensical, parodying an overconfident fantasy comeback that escalates into cartoonish violence.

• @pokupkabitka / 52235 2025-10-02