Greentext Schoolyard Protector

Text on the meme

>be girl >middle school, early 2000s >walking to class >see some short kid getting shoved into the locker >tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money >is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold >tell him if he touches this kid again I'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to recognize him >he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of my tamagotchi and letting me use his head as an armrest a couple years ago I looked him up on facebook and found he publicly joined a "muscle girl appreciation" group.

What it means

A 4chan-style greentext tells a story about a girl defending a bullied student in middle school, after which the student becomes her loyal companion and assistant. Years later, she discovers he joined a “muscle girl appreciation” group, turning the nostalgic story into an absurd punchline about his lasting admiration for strong women.

Objects

pixel art dinosaur / пиксельный динозавр anonymous imageboard post / анонимный пост на имиджборде school hallway / школьный коридор school locker / школьный шкафчик short boy / невысокий мальчик bullied student / избиваемый ученик girl student / девочка-школьница bullies / хулиганы lunch money / деньги на обед books / книги Tamagotchi / тамагочи armrest / подлокотник Facebook profile / профиль Facebook muscle girl appreciation group / группа любителей мускулистых девушек