Tom Scott Is Everywhere

NO SMOKING IN LAVATORY King's Cross

Tom Scott rapidly lists an absurd series of places he is visiting, from hazardous industrial sites and the Arctic to an airplane bathroom, King's Cross, and a pub with Norm, while the video cuts between travel footage and him speaking to camera. The joke is the escalating, implausibly wide-ranging itinerary delivered in a dry, synthetic-sounding narration, ending with him back in the UK with a cold. EN: Tom Scott rapidly lists an absurd series of places he is visiting, from hazardous industrial sites and the Arctic to an airplane bathroom, King's Cross, and a pub with Norm, while the video cuts between travel footage and him speaking to camera. The joke is the escalating, implausibly wide-ranging itinerary delivered in a dry, synthetic-sounding narration, ending with him back in the UK with a cold.

I'm in Weldon Spring. I'm in Yevley. I'm in the abandoned city of Pripyat. I'm inside one of the inch and down oil tanks. I'm off to the Arctic for three weeks. I am not inside a fusion reactor. I'm in Hull. I am at Disney World. I'm in an airplane bathroom. I am in an unpowered glider. I am in Iceland. I'm flying a few thousand feet over Lincolnshire. I'm at Platform 9 and 3 quarters. I am under the English Channel. I am still in the Arctic. I'm on top of a hill. I am in Baton Rouge. I am squinting into the sun. I'm in Swindon. I am about to cross a road. I'm in Bristol. I'm on my way back from the Arctic. I'm at Space Camp. I am putting myself at risk of being sued. I'm at a party. I'm at the Eureka weather station. I am with Norm. I am back with Norm. Last time I was outside this pub with Norm, he taught me how to strangle someone. I am back in the UK and I have a cold.

• @pokupkabitka / 51268 2025-08-02