Nuclear Engineer Attracts Furries
Attracting too many furries Hey everyone, I'm a Nuclear Engineer an Aerospace Firm making $195k in Seattle. Every time I go to a bar, party, or any social event in general, I try my best to avoid telling people what I do. Every time I tell a furry (male or female) I'm an nuclear engineer they start hitting on me. Last week I went to a friend's birthday party. Told his brother I was an nuclear engineer. He kept asking me "can you cause a reactivity excursion with your control rod?" and "can I be your fast breeder reactor?" in a flirtatious manner. This is a recurring problem. It's gotten so bad that I tell furries that I'm an industrial engineer so they will stop hitting on me all the time. Any advice on how to stop attracting so many furries as an nuclear engineer?
A Reddit text post describes a nuclear engineer who claims that furries constantly flirt with him after learning his profession, using reactor terminology as sexual innuendo. The joke exaggerates a niche stereotype and the absurdly specific flirtatious questions, making it suitable as a reaction to bizarre attention or awkward encounters.
Reddit post / пост на Reddittext screenshot / скриншот текстаnuclear engineer / инженер-ядерщикaerospace firm / аэрокосмическая компанияbar / барbirthday party / вечеринка в честь дня рожденияcontrol rod / управляющий стерженьfast breeder reactor / реактор-размножитель на быстрых нейтронахfurry / фурриSeattle / Сиэтл
- @pokupkabitka / 50679 2025-06-05
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- image
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- 631×800 · 101.8 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, suggestive
- Language
- en
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