The Fat Goalie Hockey Joke

Why don't NHL teams just find super fat people that take up the whole net to play goalie?

A bearded man in a black cap asks why NHL teams do not use extremely large people as goalies, then a second man in a hoodie seriously claims that the Detroit Red Wings once signed the heaviest person in America in 1973. The joke ends with the reveal that the supposed hockey fact is actually an insult about the listener’s mother, prompting shocked and angry reactions. Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Free Bird” plays underneath, giving the escalating exchange a dramatic, absurd mood. EN: A bearded man in a black cap asks why NHL teams do not use extremely large people as goalies, then a second man in a hoodie seriously claims that the Detroit Red Wings once signed the heaviest person in America in 1973. The joke ends with the reveal that the supposed hockey fact is actually an insult about the listener’s mother, prompting shocked and angry reactions. Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Free Bird” plays underneath, giving the escalating exchange a dramatic, absurd mood.

watching a hockey game why don't you just find a super super fat person that just takes up the whole net play goalie they did um an actual NHL team did do this oh my name is Matthew I'm a semi-pro hockey coach I'm just here to spread fun facts about hockey and try and grow the sport this did actually happen the year was 1973 okay and the team that we know now as the Detroit Red Wings signed what they called the heaviest person in America yeah they really did and that person's name was your mother. Oh my god you really fell for that? I don't even know how to skate dude I don't know anything about hockey. You're such a dumbass in your mom's fat dude that's crazy.

♪ Lynyrd Skynyrd — Free Bird

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