Counterfeit Twenty Dollar Joke

when I was working in banking I was doing a vault audit and found a counterfeit 20 in their vault. I was showing the branch manager the different elements that made me think it was counterfeit and quickly grabbed another real 20 to compare. When I flipped it over written largely across the back in thick sharpie was “I sucked a dick for this”. I grabbed another and continued the demonstration. At least it was written on the real $20 and not the counterfeit. Could you imagine sucking a dick for fake 20?

A screenshot of a dark-mode Reddit comment thread tells a story about finding a counterfeit $20 during a bank vault audit. The joke is that the obscene message was written on the genuine bill, making the commenter’s follow-up about doing it for a fake $20 even more absurd. It is sent as a reaction to unexpectedly vulgar, dark, or escalating jokes. EN: A screenshot of a dark-mode Reddit comment thread tells a story about finding a counterfeit $20 during a bank vault audit. The joke is that the obscene message was written on the genuine bill, making the commenter’s follow-up about doing it for a fake $20 even more absurd. It is sent as a reaction to unexpectedly vulgar, dark, or escalating jokes.

• @pokupkabitka / 49742 2025-04-19