Looking for Car Keys
Fritz Muehlbauer Today at 5:49 AM · Barrington, Rhode Island Looking for car keys Didn't find shit Distance 4.76 mi Steps 10,796 Time 1h 54m Federal Rd County Rd
A fitness-tracking post shows someone wandering around a park for 4.76 miles and 10,796 steps while looking for car keys, only to admit they found nothing. The joke is the absurdly large search trail and the blunt “Didn't find shit” punchline, making it a reaction to losing something and searching everywhere without success.
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- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×764 · 85.5 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, frustrated
- Language
- en
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