Stop Doing Balatro

STOP DOING BALATRO POKER WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN JOKERS YEARS OF POKER yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for winning MULT Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “BLUFFING” “Yes please give me 5 OF A KIND. Please give me FLUSH HOUSE” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Balatro players have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computer & phone we built for them (This is REAL Balatro, done by REAL Balatro players) ????? ??????? ????????????????? “Hello I would like to play [card] please” They have played us for absolute fools

Мем высмеивает игроков Balatro за абсурдные требования к покерным комбинациям, включая джокеров, пять карт одного достоинства и несуществующий «flush house». Автор шутки притворяется, что настоящие покеристы возмущены тем, как компьютерная игра исказила покер, а финальная фраза означает, что игроки Balatro полностью обманули традиционных покеристов. EN: The meme mocks Balatro players for making absurd demands about poker hands, including jokers, five of a kind, and the nonexistent “flush house.” It pretends that real poker players are outraged by how the computer game has distorted poker, while the final line means that Balatro players have completely fooled traditional poker players.

• @pokupkabitka / 48949 2025-03-14