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How to Get 40% Off IKEA Furniture

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HOW TO GET 40% OFF ANY IKEA FURNITURE If you've that customers discounted price build it. and we need think of it after a brief shove them up my IKEA IKEA Perth GRUBBAN Hot dog $2 Smoky pork sausage Sauces Napkins Cold Drinks
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A man explains a ridiculous IKEA money-saving scheme: buy a chair at full price, assemble it, return it for a refund, then buy the same returned chair from the discounted section. The montage shows IKEA, the chair being built and returned, meatballs, and a hot-dog counter, ending with the crude joke that his $40 savings will buy 20 hot dogs to shove up his arse. The clip uses Sanjit Sanehi’s upbeat song “Hai Ham Rangdaar,” whose energetic music and occasional ding-like sound make the escalating, deadpan absurdity funnier.

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If you've ever been to the giant meatball shop they call Ikea, you may have noticed the Aziz section near the checkouts. Basically an area you can buy heavily discounted furniture that customers have built and then return. My question is, what's stopping me from buying something at full price, returning it for a refund, and then just going and buying it for a discounted price from the Aziz section? First up we got to buy something. I'm buying this lasabo chair. The Isle 31 section 7. Then $99 a pop. Now we gotta build it. You can avoid major relationship turmoil by doing this step by yourself and not with a loved one. Lesabo complete. At this stage we decide that the Lesabo is not quite right for us and we need to return it to the Meadball Factory. Now you could in theory save one of the trips to Ikea by just building the item in the Ikea car park but I live kinda close to Ikea and also I didn't think of it at the time. FUCK! Successfully returned within 365 days. got a full refund on the list. I'm back the next day and heading straight to the Aziz section after a brief meatball detour. Same chair, 40% off. With my savings of $40, I'm going to go get myself 20 hot dogs and shove them up my arse.

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♪ Sanjit Sanehi — Hai Ham Rangdaar

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