Astral Projection Warning

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Warning: Do not astral project into Washington DC I did a ritual chant to ascend to the astral plane today for one purpose, to put a stop to the evil forces converging at the Whitehouse. However, when I arrived I was met with a powerful whirlwind of ancient Talmudic sourcery that swallowed my projection in an instant. When I woke up, my foreskin was gone. Stay safe fellow witches, do not go in unprepared.

What it means

A fake Reddit post warns witches not to astral project into Washington, D.C. because a supernatural whirlwind allegedly caused the poster to lose their foreskin. The absurd punchline parodies occult conspiracy stories and antisemitic imagery through deliberately ridiculous satire. EN: A fake Reddit post warns witches not to astral project into Washington, D.C. because a supernatural whirlwind allegedly caused the poster to lose their foreskin. The absurd punchline parodies occult conspiracy stories and antisemitic imagery through deliberately ridiculous satire.

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Reddit post / пост Reddit smartphone screenshot / скриншот смартфона white text / белый текст dark background / тёмный фон warning headline / предупреждающий заголовок Washington, D.C. / Вашингтон, округ Колумбия White House / Белый дом astral plane / астральный план ritual chant / ритуальное песнопение witches / ведьмы evil forces / злые силы whirlwind / вихрь occult symbols / оккультные символы foreskin / крайняя плоть