The Rat Monopoly Theory

You're such an idiot you feed him for a day. If a rat plays Monopoly with another rat and rats do that by the way That just shows you whose side Then the losing rat will yell at the big rat which inevitably results in Which is what a rabbit would do.

A serious-looking man in a dark suit delivers an increasingly absurd monologue about feeding rats, rats playing Monopoly, divine favoritism, genocide, and rabbits. The joke is the confident escalation from a familiar proverb into bizarre animal logic, making the clip useful as an absurd reaction to someone saying something foolish. EN: A serious-looking man in a dark suit delivers an increasingly absurd monologue about feeding rats, rats playing Monopoly, divine favoritism, genocide, and rabbits. The joke is the confident escalation from a familiar proverb into bizarre animal logic, making the clip useful as an absurd reaction to someone saying something foolish.

You're such an idiot, it's just hard to even imagine. If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day, if you give a man a rat, you satisfy his rat desire. If a rat plays Monopoly with another rat, and rats do that, by the way, like lobsters, a little rat will always lose. That just shows you whose side God is really on. Then the losing rat will yell at the big rat, because he's the big rat, which inevitably results in mass genocide. Which is what a rabbit would do.

• @pokupkabitka / 47686 2025-01-22