Wife Asks What Are You Looking At

wife: what are you looking at on your phone at dinner me: just some shit wife: what kind of shit me: well we got that rolling tv so i wanted to see if those rolling nurse workstations are purchasable, which they are and also most hospital equipment like vitals monitors so then i was curious like if you set up a home medical wing, what’s the top 10 substances given to patients, but not by volume but like by occurrence, and then its injectable saline by like a large margin, and im like can you buy that and it turns out you can’t, totally prescription but not for like great reasons other than people might fuck themselves up administering it, but like how is it made and who makes it and it turns out one company has like 60% market share (of like 3 domestically) and 20% global market share and that’s crazy their proprietary processes and ip are like national security, fabric of society and civilization type shit how crazy is that?

A fake social-media post shows a wife asking what her partner is looking at on his phone during dinner. He begins with “just some shit” and then launches into an absurdly detailed investigation of rolling hospital equipment, injectable saline, and the pharmaceutical market. The joke is the extreme mismatch between the casual question and the wildly niche, obsessive answer, making it a reaction to unexpectedly overexplaining something bizarre. EN: A fake social-media post shows a wife asking what her partner is looking at on his phone during dinner. He begins with “just some shit” and then launches into an absurdly detailed investigation of rolling hospital equipment, injectable saline, and the pharmaceutical market. The joke is the extreme mismatch between the casual question and the wildly niche, obsessive answer, making it a reaction to unexpectedly overexplaining something bizarre.

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