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BEST QUESTIONS TO ASK ON A FIRST DATE There are only 3 acceptable Do you know how to use Excel? Can your parents get me a job in finance? through the Cayman Islands? stocks for the second date first date questions
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A woman introduces the best questions to ask on a first date, then a man in a shirt and tie lists absurdly finance-focused questions: Excel skills, getting a finance job through one’s parents, and laundering money through the Cayman Islands. He says that questions about stocks and other white-collar crimes should be saved for the second date, parodying aggressive finance-bro dating advice. It is used as an absurd reaction to someone being overly career-focused, financially obsessed, or romantically interested in questionable business schemes.

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These are the best questions to ask on a first date. There are only three acceptable first date questions. Do you know how to use Excel? Can your parents get me a job in finance? And will you help me launder money through the Cayman Islands? Save the questions about stocks, EBITDA, and other white collar crimes for the second date. They're not appropriate first date questions.

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