By Age 30 in Tech

By age 30 in tech, you should have: - 🌐 A domain you’ve never used - 📚 A shelf full of programming books you barely opened - 📱 9h average screen time weekly - 💡 One “billion-dollar idea” in your notes app - 🪙 $45 in a cryptocurrency you forgot existed - 🖥️ A monitor setup you swear is “temporary” but has lasted years - 📦 Old Apple boxes you’ll totally reuse - 📧 An unread email from 6 months ago haunting your inbox I don’t make the rules. 😎 Tech Threads

A social media post lists stereotypical things someone in tech supposedly has by age 30, including unused domains, unread programming books, excessive screen time, forgotten cryptocurrency, a temporary monitor setup, old Apple boxes, and an ignored email. The joke exaggerates relatable tech-worker habits and sends it as a humorous reaction to the culture and clutter of working in technology.

• @pokupkabitka / 47273 2025-01-07