Someone Stole My Porch

Text on the meme

Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦🏽‍♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit

What it means

A damaged brick row house is shown with its front porch completely removed, leaving a muddy drop below the door. The caption jokes that someone stole the porch, turning severe urban disrepair into an absurd complaint about Detroit. It is used as a reaction to shocking neglect, bizarre misfortune, or a situation where everything seems to go wrong. EN: A damaged brick row house is shown with its front porch completely removed, leaving a muddy drop below the door. The caption jokes that someone stole the porch, turning severe urban disrepair into an absurd complaint about Detroit. It is used as a reaction to shocking neglect, bizarre misfortune, or a situation where everything seems to go wrong.

Objects

brick row house / кирпичный рядный дом front door / входная дверь missing porch / отсутствующее крыльцо mud / грязь concrete steps / бетонные ступени sidewalk / тротуар window / окно basement window / окно подвала grass / трава rubble / обломки blue bucket / синее ведро wooden boards / деревянные доски