Job Performance Wrapped

Hey everybody, check your emails for a special "Job Performance Wrapped"! — Your top — activity was Slacking You spent 5 minutes doing actual work You took 0 initiative You were in the top 3% for poor work ethic You have 2 hours to clean out your desk Umm... does everybody's say this?

A four-panel office comic shows an employee announcing a humorous “Job Performance Wrapped” email, which reveals that the recipient mostly slacked, showed no initiative, and ranked highly for poor work ethic. The punchline is that the final employee wonders whether everyone received the same insulting performance report, making it a reaction to workplace laziness and corporate review culture. EN: A four-panel office comic shows an employee announcing a humorous “Job Performance Wrapped” email, which reveals that the recipient mostly slacked, showed no initiative, and ranked highly for poor work ethic. The punchline is that the final employee wonders whether everyone received the same insulting performance report, making it a reaction to workplace laziness and corporate review culture.

• @pokupkabitka / 46349 2024-12-04