Optimus Wants a Happy Meal

PRIMUS- WAIT- MY POINT STILL STANDS THIS CAR... SOMETIME BEFORE THE SMASH GAME WELL WHY NOT? DO AS I SAY, SHOCKWAVE THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION THE HAPPY MEAL!

Optimus Prime and Shockwave, depicted as Transformers sitting in a car and inside a purple-lit base, argue about why Shockwave should build Optimus a truck. The absurd punchline is that Optimus urgently wants the vehicle to get a Happy Meal, while both robots pedantically insist they are technically tanks or cars. Dramatic dialogue and background music heighten the escalating argument and make the mundane fast-food goal funnier. EN: Optimus Prime and Shockwave, depicted as Transformers sitting in a car and inside a purple-lit base, argue about why Shockwave should build Optimus a truck. The absurd punchline is that Optimus urgently wants the vehicle to get a Happy Meal, while both robots pedantically insist they are technically tanks or cars. Dramatic dialogue and background music heighten the escalating argument and make the mundane fast-food goal funnier.

I miss... We... How are you driving? What do you mean how am I driving? It's not that hard. No, I mean... How are you in a car? We ARE cars. But technically I'm a tank. My point still stands. Can't we just transform and drive ourselves there? You know? Roll out. You understand, Optimus. This car... It's special. It's all new, 2019, Chevy Silverado. Where did you even find this? Shockwave made it. Do you want me to make a what? Make me a truck, Shockwave! I don't know what's so difficult about that. It's not that it's difficult, it's just... Why? Well, why not? You turn into a vehicle! You ARE the truck! Well, technically a tank, but my point still stands. It seems most illogical. Do as I say, Shockwave! I need that truck by tomorrow. Why should I make it for you? I will make it for you! That doesn't answer my question! Why does it matter? We're getting to where we need to be in a fast-mode of transportation! Primus, help me! Why is this so important in the first place? The Happy Meal, Optimus! The H-

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