My Jaw Dropped, His Was Already Open

What NSFW secret do you know about someone... One of my friends is secretly Bi. Years ago while staying in a houseshare I wandered into his room to ask him for a rolling paper. I found him in a “compromising” position with one of my former co workers we knew mutually. Eye contact made, my jaw dropped, his was already open. I walked straight back out the room and we’ve never mentioned it since. He buys me bulk papers every Christmas as a tradition. my jaw dropped, his was already open Bro 😭

A screenshot of a Reddit post recounts someone accidentally discovering his bisexual friend in a compromising sexual situation with a mutual former coworker. The punchline repeats “my jaw dropped, his was already open,” turning the awkward story into a crude double entendre. It is sent as a shocked, laughing reaction to an unexpectedly explicit confession. EN: A screenshot of a Reddit post recounts someone accidentally discovering his bisexual friend in a compromising sexual situation with a mutual former coworker. The punchline repeats “my jaw dropped, his was already open,” turning the awkward story into a crude double entendre. It is sent as a shocked, laughing reaction to an unexpectedly explicit confession.

• @pokupkabitka / 45302 2024-10-19