Spell Tome: Mewing

Alteration SPELL TOME: MEWING WEIGHT 1 VALUE 220 Caster begins mewing, dealing 25% more damage to the opposite sex. Speech is reduced to 0 and Shouts are disabled.

A Skyrim-style spell tome titled “Mewing” grants the caster a bizarre ability: mewing increases damage against the opposite sex, but reduces Speech to zero and disables Shouts. The joke parodies Skyrim’s spell descriptions and the internet trend of “mewing” as an exaggerated attractiveness or jawline technique. EN: A Skyrim-style spell tome titled “Mewing” grants the caster a bizarre ability: mewing increases damage against the opposite sex, but reduces Speech to zero and disables Shouts. The joke parodies Skyrim’s spell descriptions and the internet trend of “mewing” as an exaggerated attractiveness or jawline technique.

• @pokupkabitka / 43218 2024-07-31