My Gnome Is Definitely Real

i think you’re right. but then again i’m kind of mad at him. i’m convinced it’s my old gnome. this feels like him. he’s been living with me since i was a baby and now he’s mad because i didn’t know he could go on planes? i think i’ll text my mom and ask her how he dealt with him when he got this way. i’ll also ask if she thinks our gnome moved in with me, if she doesn’t feel his presence i’ll know i’m right. what’s a good option for getting back at him without angering him enough to do something worse than the wifi? So it is a Slavic gnome then? Or are you still unsure? it’s my fucking gnome. i know this asshole i’m sure

A Reddit comment thread shows someone seriously insisting that a mysterious problem is caused by their old gnome, who supposedly lives with them and can travel on planes. Another commenter asks whether it is a Slavic gnome, and the final reply doubles down with absolute certainty. The joke comes from treating an obviously absurd supernatural explanation as a familiar family dispute. EN: A Reddit comment thread shows someone seriously insisting that a mysterious problem is caused by their old gnome, who supposedly lives with them and can travel on planes. Another commenter asks whether it is a Slavic gnome, and the final reply doubles down with absolute certainty. The joke comes from treating an obviously absurd supernatural explanation as a familiar family dispute.

• @pokupkabitka / 43167 2024-07-29