Angry Letter to Venezuela

LIKE A HARD-JERKED COCK SHOVED UP A COMMIE’S ASS!!! THE U.S. WAR MACHINE MARCHED INTO VENEZUELA FAST!!! LEAVING COMMUNISTS NO OPTIONS!!! THE ARMY PUSHED ON CARACAS HARD!!! SOON YOU PIECES OF SHIT WILL ANSWER!!! FOR RED FLAGS AND STOLEN LIVES!!! IF YOU DON’T DIE — YOU’LL ROT IN A FED CELL FIVE FUCKING YEARS!!! PRAY, YOU COMMIE BASTARDS, FOR MERCY!!! SO YOU’RE NOT CUT DOWN LIKE HOGS!!! WE HAVE THE GODDAMN RIGHT TO PAYBACK!!! DON’T YOU EVER AIM AT CIVILIANS AGAIN!!! GET ON YOUR KNEES, YOU FUCKING RATS!!! GET READY TO SUCK FREEDOM’S COCK!!! YOUR ASSES WILL BE WRECKED BRUTALLY!!! THAT’S THE ONLY WAY WE “FORGIVE” YOU ALL!!! FOR YEARS YOU FUCKED THAT COUNTRY RAW!!! NOW THE TABLES TURN AROUND!!! YOU COMMIE SCUM STILL GET A CHOICE!!! TAKE THE COCK — ASS OR MOUTH!!! -- Respectfully, Dennis Black January 03, 2026 Fort Bragg, North Carolina, USA

A screenshot shows a typed, obscene letter allegedly signed by Dennis Black at Fort Bragg, threatening Venezuela and communists with violent military revenge. The joke is the exaggerated patriotic propaganda style and grotesque sexual metaphors, making it useful as an absurd reaction to war rhetoric, jingoism, or over-the-top threats.

• @beobanka / 53572 2026-01-03