No Homo Chip Doctor Octopus

Deez smart arms are controlled by my brain through a neural link To jack off up to 4 of my homies without me actually being gay Doctor, if you're the one who's controlling arms as you suggest Which is why I developed this no homo chip to protect my higher brain function It means no matter how many PP I touch I will never be gay No homo chip! That's right...

Doctor Octopus demonstrates his four mechanical arms while claiming that a neural link lets him sexually pleasure his friends without being gay. When someone points out that controlling the arms still makes him responsible, he reveals a ridiculous “no homo chip,” turning the serious Spider-Man 2 laboratory scene into an absurd homophobic rationalization. The dramatic film dialogue and music heighten the contrast with the crude punchline, making the clip useful as an ironic reaction to someone desperately denying obvious implications.

These smart arms are controlled by my brain through a neural link, allowing me to use these arms to jack off up to four of my homies without me actually being gay. Doctor, if you're the one who's controlling arms as you suggest, wouldn't touching your homies make you gay? How right you are. Which is why I developed this no-homo chip to protect my higher brain function. It means no matter how many PP I touch, I will never be gay. In my head, it's something talking. Suck dick? No, no, no, I'm not gay. Real crime would be not to finish off my homies.

• @pokupkabitka / 42620 2024-07-10