Measuring Things With Giant Shoes

Text on the meme

What are you wearing today? Vivienne Westwood. and the shoes are actually because I just moved house, when I'm measuring things up.

What it means

A woman in a red coat walks through a city street wearing absurdly long black shoes. She explains that the shoes are custom-made to be a meter long because she recently moved house and uses them to measure things. The joke is the deadpan fashion interview answer and the ridiculous practical justification for her enormous shoes.

Speech

What are you wearing today? The shirt is Vivian Westwood. The bag is Zara. And the shoes are actually custom made to be a meter long because I just moved house. So it's just easier when I'm measuring things up. And what's your favourite drink? Vodka cranberry. Oh, nice.

Objects

woman in red coat / женщина в красном пальто long black shoes / длинные чёрные туфли striped blouse / полосатая блузка black trousers / чёрные брюки shoulder bag / сумка через плечо city street / городская улица pavement / тротуар bicycles / велосипеды buildings / здания shop awnings / навесы магазинов leafless trees / деревья без листьев