Friendzoned by a Prostitute

>19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks dick for money sometimes >wanna get my first blowjob >we meet up >we smoke weed and talk for a bit >I start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your dick feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the fuck is wrong with me

A greentext narrator meets a local OnlyFans worker who performs sexual acts for money. When he tries to pay her, she says he is too nice and wants to remain friends, leaving him hilariously friendzoned despite the sexual context. It is sent as an absurd, crude reaction to romantic rejection and self-inflicted awkwardness. EN: A greentext narrator meets a local OnlyFans worker who performs sexual acts for money. When he tries to pay her, she says he is too nice and wants to remain friends, leaving him hilariously friendzoned despite the sexual context. It is sent as an absurd, crude reaction to romantic rejection and self-inflicted awkwardness.

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