Wizard War Is Fucked

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

A dark Tumblr-style text post describes a chaotic wizard battle where casually spoken spells horribly mutilate or erase everyone nearby. The narrator is terrified that low-level magic like frostbite and poison is useless compared with absurdly powerful spells, making fun of exaggerated fantasy combat and tabletop role-playing game logic. EN: A dark Tumblr-style text post describes a chaotic wizard battle where casually spoken spells horribly mutilate or erase everyone nearby. The narrator is terrified that low-level magic like frostbite and poison is useless compared with absurdly powerful spells, making fun of exaggerated fantasy combat and tabletop role-playing game logic.

• @pokupkabitka / 40842 2024-05-22