Which Evangelion Plush Are You?

Which Evangelion plush are you? rei plush -Racist -Racist -Addicted to 7 different prescription drugs -violently assaults femboys and furries even more racist -terrorist kaworu plush -submissive femboy -Loyal to the House of Saudi -No recollection of the State of Yemen asuka plush -Has strong connections to several Pedophile rings around the world -is fluent in 72 african languages -profited from Iraq war mari plush -?????ne -schitzophrenic -Is the embodiment of real_chris_hansen -a threat to society

A comparison chart presents four Evangelion character plushies—Rei, Kaworu, Asuka, and Mari—with absurd and offensive personality descriptions beneath each one. The joke parodies “Which one are you?” quizzes by assigning exaggerated criminal, political, and chaotic traits to cute anime plush toys, making it suitable as an edgy reaction meme for comparing someone’s personality to an absurd archetype. EN: A comparison chart presents four Evangelion character plushies—Rei, Kaworu, Asuka, and Mari—with absurd and offensive personality descriptions beneath each one. The joke parodies “Which one are you?” quizzes by assigning exaggerated criminal, political, and chaotic traits to cute anime plush toys, making it suitable as an edgy reaction meme for comparing someone’s personality to an absurd archetype.

• @pokupkabitka / 37817 2024-03-25